finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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