so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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