I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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