we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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