you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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