Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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