I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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