how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Randomize