Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
