Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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