I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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