I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
How's work?
Spinning.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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