my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Drake has all the answers
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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