theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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