I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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