Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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