we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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