we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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