how can u be prego again
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We left an ass print on the piano.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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