do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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