I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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