im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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