Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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