What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
why is half of my head shaved?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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