But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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