I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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