If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
the day after is always just damage control
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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