I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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