Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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