she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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