i barfeds in our rink
you mean i was at the winter classic?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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