you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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