He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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