I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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