OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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