That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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