Christians are straight up FREAKS
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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