just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He shit in the fireplace
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
