Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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