scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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