I just made out with a guy for $7.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
