it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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