I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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