Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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