8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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