It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
How does it feel to date your dad?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
