??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Buhtt sex?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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