As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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