Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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