if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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