But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
How naked do you want me to be?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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