Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
