he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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