would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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