i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize